God bless The Onion! Those guys can make me snort soup through my nose every time.
Check out Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream. It's a great antidote for all those years of cooking demos we’ve endured on the morning television "news" shows.
Bon appetit! And if you're not going to eat those keys, may I have them? I'm starved!
(And if you're in the mood for more Onion-styled, food-related silly business, check out their news report Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat.)